amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle

    dr who series 1 episode guide

  • episode 1: plastic mickey goes to town
  • episode 2: loose piece of skin causes turmoil while the earTH IS INCINERATED
  • episode 3: shit goes down in cardiff (and you know it will again)
  • episode 4/5: farting aliens try to take over the government and they would have gotten away with it if it hadnt been for you meddling kids and your vinegar
  • episode 6: an angry robot sticks a plunger into the internet and learns the meaning of love
  • episode 7: simon pegg is loose and dangerous
  • episode 8: langoliers level 2
  • episode 9/10: stevie moffat straps a gas mask to an 8 year old. every other 8 year old in existence learns what fear means
  • episode 11: dr who takes a leftover fart alien on a date
  • episode 12/13: anne robinson's true form is revealed and rose explodes like twice at least

holdyourghost:

welcometothepokemoncenter:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT GOODWILL

omg please watch this

thatfuckingtableflipper:

saziskylion:

Hit play. Just do it

A video to pass down from generation to generation

lesbian-killjoy:

joh-lunatics:

sieistwunderschon:

Being a dad the right way

This is too fucking cute.

Where is this from, please?

DOES THE COVER OF THAT BOOK SAY “DEATH METAL NOTE” JFC 

lydiamartuin:

officialcostcowholesale:

lydiamartuin:

my mom bought pizza for a penny at costco because they marked it wrong and the lady tried to charge my mom $9 and she was like “haha no it says a penny right there”

they gave it to her for a penny and shes so proud right now

You win this time!!!!!

costco ur just mad that my mom got ur delicious pizza for a penny. she literally got $8.98 off. how do u feel now costco

09.21.2014 / +115 / lydiamartuin

hobbityhobbity:

hobbityhobbity:

Diving down the proverbial musical rabbit hole. Let’s hope I come out alive…

UPDATE: Bouncy house = Dance Dance Revolution music?

UPDATE: It is nearly impossible to find an mp3 of any of the really weird genres. 

09.21.2014 / +3 / hobbityhobbity

hobbityhobbity:

Diving down the proverbial musical rabbit hole. Let’s hope I come out alive…

UPDATE: Bouncy house = Dance Dance Revolution music?

09.21.2014 / +3 / hobbityhobbity

Diving down the proverbial musical rabbit hole. Let’s hope I come out alive…

09.21.2014 / +3

    quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time