adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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08.27.2014 / +235496 / beatlesgirlfab / beksboys

yrmomschesthair:

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

santa is crowd surfing 

08.27.2014 / +162056 / lennonfever / realrodawful

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.