well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?
FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
I think I learned this through this post years ago
"all we need is your credit card information"
not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth
santa is crowd surfing
Lost 3 followers. Yup.
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.